I just watched this movie. In it one character went on for a while talking about his cauliflower ear.

The question that instantly popped into my brain?

If a cannibal eats a person with a cauliflower ear do they also count as 1 serving of vegetables?

<--- Like maybe this guy would

if you eat a chicken drumstick does it make you a better musician? Or perhaps only chicken can appreciate this improvement?

These are the questions that expand the universe.

Well when I watched this movie my thoughts were:

1. This is billed as a action movie in which Stallone, Boots Willis, Arn Schwarz-U-Later and others get together and make a silly action movie. Which is fine. Except ... where the hell were Boots and Arn? Cameo appearances at best. I want my money back!

2. What the hell happened to Stallones' face? He looks like he's been smacked in the face repeatedly with an iron by his mum... then had his eye-brows pulled over the back of his head and stapled to his buttocks. Clearly he's fallen on hard times and can't afford to go to the best Hollywood face-lift docs. This may explain why Boots and Arn didn't want to appear in the movie for proper.

You have to remember the best plastic docs in Hollywood created Tara Reid's debacles and butchered Lara Flynn Boyle's and Meg Ryans's lips. I wouldn't go either. I'd expect to go in bald for hair plugs and come looking like Gumby.