following your great help I have my old PC for sale on ebay UK for you crazy fools. You'll notice in the auction it mentions local pickup but to be fair the kinda people here know how to deal with reapplying heatsinks etc if it gets shaken to death in transit so... postage to UK!
item 160134118259 on ebay uk or direct link: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=160134118259&ssPageName=ADME:L:LCA:UK:31
It's a 3200+ barton (Zalman flower cooler) with a geforce 6800 agp, 1gig of ram. Abit NF7-S. Boots to a nice quiet ide seagate (one of the old ones), with a raid 1 of less quiet hitachis. Give them a bit of attention and change the fans etc and I'm sure it could be quietened a fair bit. I could just never be arsed!
The case is a customised Chieftec Dragon. Have a look! Or... L@@K as the divs on ebay insist on putting in all their titles