The Expendables - I thought the question was obvious.

Our "pub" where you can post about things completely Off Topic or about non-silent PC issues.

Moderators: NeilBlanchard, Ralf Hutter, sthayashi, Lawrence Lee

Post Reply
aristide1
*Lifetime Patron*
Posts: 4284
Joined: Fri Apr 04, 2003 6:21 pm
Location: Undisclosed but sober in US

The Expendables - I thought the question was obvious.

Post by aristide1 » Wed Jan 12, 2011 9:10 pm

I just watched this movie. In it one character went on for a while talking about his cauliflower ear.

The question that instantly popped into my brain?

If a cannibal eats a person with a cauliflower ear do they also count as 1 serving of vegetables?

:mrgreen: <--- Like maybe this guy would :?:

alecmg
Posts: 204
Joined: Thu Mar 13, 2008 5:56 am
Location: Estonia

Re: The Expendables - I thought the question was obvious.

Post by alecmg » Thu Jan 13, 2011 4:32 am

if you eat a chicken drumstick does it make you a better musician? Or perhaps only chicken can appreciate this improvement?

aristide1
*Lifetime Patron*
Posts: 4284
Joined: Fri Apr 04, 2003 6:21 pm
Location: Undisclosed but sober in US

Re: The Expendables - I thought the question was obvious.

Post by aristide1 » Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:50 am

These are the questions that expand the universe.

:roll:

nutball
*Lifetime Patron*
Posts: 1304
Joined: Thu Apr 10, 2003 7:16 am
Location: en.gb.uk

Re: The Expendables - I thought the question was obvious.

Post by nutball » Thu Jan 13, 2011 11:02 am

Well when I watched this movie my thoughts were:

1. This is billed as a action movie in which Stallone, Boots Willis, Arn Schwarz-U-Later and others get together and make a silly action movie. Which is fine. Except ... where the hell were Boots and Arn? Cameo appearances at best. I want my money back!

2. What the hell happened to Stallones' face? He looks like he's been smacked in the face repeatedly with an iron by his mum... then had his eye-brows pulled over the back of his head and stapled to his buttocks. Clearly he's fallen on hard times and can't afford to go to the best Hollywood face-lift docs. This may explain why Boots and Arn didn't want to appear in the movie for proper.

aristide1
*Lifetime Patron*
Posts: 4284
Joined: Fri Apr 04, 2003 6:21 pm
Location: Undisclosed but sober in US

Re: The Expendables - I thought the question was obvious.

Post by aristide1 » Thu Jan 13, 2011 11:08 am

You have to remember the best plastic docs in Hollywood created Tara Reid's debacles and butchered Lara Flynn Boyle's and Meg Ryans's lips. I wouldn't go either. I'd expect to go in bald for hair plugs and come looking like Gumby.

Post Reply