Bulldozer is a bad joke but I thought the Hitler video was funny - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SArxcnpXStE
Reviews are pouring in from all over the internet.
The usual sites put up huge reviews almost the moment the NDA was lifted.
The consensus on Bulldozer has been very clear and decisive.
Your next CPU purchase should be clear.
Hell yeah. This is why I bought an AM3+ board. Bulldozer and 990FX, baby.
Bulldozer’s performance is shit. Per core performance is lower than Phenom II.
Power consumption is off the charts.
Everyone who bought a Sandy Bridge needs to get the fuck out.
(Room almost completely empties)
Are you fucking shitting me?
It’s that fucking bad?
What the fuck has AMD even been doing these past few years?
Jacking off to hentai and my Little Pony?
This is their flagship CPU!
I could shit a better CPU.
2 billion transistors and this is what we get?
What was the fucking point?
But sir, it can match an i7 in a few tests!
Sure, in two out of a hundred benches.
The i7 fucks it in the other 98.
But later versions could get better!
Oh bullshit. Just admit that AMD fucked up.
This is embarrassing.
What the hell happened?
They delayed it over and over, made so many promises, then pinched a loaf on our faces.
It’s shit in games. It’s shit in anything that isn’t threaded to hell.
And even then it barely beats an i5-2500k.
What the hell happened to the days of AMD being on top?
They used to be ahead of Intel! Now all they can do is add MOAR COARS!
They’re not even true cores. It’s a bunch of half-cores mashed together.
(Hitler sits down)
What can I do now? Buying from Intel means giving money to Jews.
And I’m supposed to pwn Jews!
This is horseshit.
The only way to get back at Intel now is to heat the Auschwitz ovens with Bulldozer.
But coupling that with the Fermis we’re already using, the power bill would kill me.
What’s an AMD fanboy to do? Why does AMD fucking hate us so much?
This is worse than when my car was stolen and my Xbox Live account was banned.
(Outside the room a woman is visibly shaking)
[Woman in corridor to shaken woman]
You gonna cry, AMDfag?
There’s no reason for me to buy one.
My 1100T is probably a better CPU than Bulldozer.
I can’t buy this.
Looks like I’m getting Sandy Bridge after all.
After holding out for so long too. This is what I get.
Fuck you, AMD.