Things you don't worry about when you're single

aristide1 · Post by **aristide1** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:29 am

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28518932/

I could see John Wayne Bobbit attending this man's funeral.

Strid · Post by **Strid** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:10 am

Haha, the title caught my attention... and them caused my dinner to spill out through the nose after reading the contents!!!

Brilliant!

But I'm sad for that man who died tragically and his wiener-dog. "It belongs to me!" - lol.

JazzJackRabbit · Post by **JazzJackRabbit** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:41 pm

Your post made me remember this news story.

Crazy. Crazy women.

aristide1 · Post by **aristide1** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:08 pm

Now Im sorry I started this thread.

mathias · Post by **mathias** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:00 pm

Hey, that's not funny, being single sucks.

JazzJackRabbit wrote:Crazy. Crazy women.

Meh, with a man in such a situation it would just as likely have been a simple murder-suicide. Actually, that must be a lot more common.

aristide1 · Post by **aristide1** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 5:38 pm

It's true, being single sucks. However

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BgxtGBRo_Q

At 1:45 seconds into this skit you will see why it has its upside as well.

This is the 6 minutes that made Sam Kinison famous, according to a documentary on his life on DVD. I see no reason to doubt it.

WARNING - Contains tons of swearing.

mathias · Post by **mathias** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:51 am

Hey, who said anything about marriage? If you're in any sort of relationship, you're not single.

All this bullshit focused around marriage is actually one reason, probably a very big one, that I'm single all this fucking time.