How long is your e-penis???

LG is noisy · Post by **LG is noisy** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:26 am

notice the "e"

FartingBob · Post by **FartingBob** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 9:03 am

Mines average e-penis length. E6600, 7900GT, average mobo, HDD's. so outside of SPCR i dont whip out my e-penis for all to see, but its pretty damn silent so around these parts it holds up better.

widowmaker · Post by **widowmaker** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 10:17 am

Oh goodie. Time to flex my e-penis muscle.

Antec P182
Asus M2N32 SLI Deluxe
Athlon X2 6400+ with Thermalright 120 Ultra extreme
BFG 8800GT OC2 with Accelero S1
2 x 2gb OCZ ddr2 800 PC6400
Dual 19 inch BenQ FP93 GX LCD's @ 2560X1024

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blackworx · Post by **blackworx** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:44 am

At the moment, I've seen elevator buttons cast more of a shadow! I'm currently booked in for some enhancement surgery though. Before too long I'll be needing a knee strap.

VanWaGuy · Post by **VanWaGuy** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:53 pm

They may not be long, but I have 5 of them! (And they might be longer if they were not folding

)

The true measure for this should be folding points per day, right Iganu?
(He would be clearly the ppd leader if his new Xeon 3350 was not having trouble.)

Folding right now, I have 2 Q6600's, an E6700, a few X2's, oh yeah, and the mighty Athlon XP 3000+.

SebRad · Post by **SebRad** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 1:38 pm

Hi, well my PC was nice when I first built it over a year ago but now the E6600, 2GB, X1950pro, 500GB doesn't look very special. Will run stock speed with CPU 1.1v very, very quietly. Will run 3GHz at default Vcore pretty quiet and up to ~3.3GHz fairly quiet. 3.5GHz about as far as will go 24/7 and isn't loud, just not SPCR quiet.
I did get a new monitor yesterday, Samsung SM2693HM, it's, ummmm, quite big. (25.5" 1920x1200) Have an IBM P260 22" CRT next to it and the TFT's picture height is taller by over 1"! The CRT runs 1600x1200 so both running same vertical resolution, I thought the pic on the CRT was good but the new Samsung panel blows it away! Total screen area 3520x1200

Regards, Seb

Blacktree · Post by **Blacktree** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:28 pm

I guess mine is slightly above average. Specs below:

CASE: Lian Li PC-A16B (modified)
MOBO: Asus M2N-E
CPU: Athlon X2 5400 @ 3.2GHz w/ Ninja Plus heatsink
RAM: 4GB DDR2 800MHz
VIDEO: Geforce 9600GT w/ Evercool fanless heatpipe
HDD: WD 160GB SATA
MONITOR: 32" LCD TV

seraphyn · Post by **seraphyn** » Sat May 03, 2008 9:40 am

Long e-peen i guess. Though i'm not one to care about how my rig compares to others.

JazzJackRabbit · Post by **JazzJackRabbit** » Sat May 03, 2008 11:58 am

I have 5 fully functional e-penises, plus one mobile penis that I used on the go until display broke (laptop), and one old dusty penis that I keep when I want to have some old-fashioned fun (voodoo 5500 and Aureal sound card) but don't use too often because it's too loud.

OK, enough fun. My longest one is X3350 quad (Q9450), 4GB ram, OC'ed 8800GT with Accelero S1 and tripple 24 inch monitors, although I only use two at any time, and only turn on third when I want to watch a movie.

thejamppa · Post by **thejamppa** » Sun May 04, 2008 9:27 am

Pretty average, No quad's, even though it has CrossFire ( I will disregard Crossfire next upgrade for favour of Single HD 3850 and smaller power consumption )

aristide1 · Post by **aristide1** » Tue May 06, 2008 5:54 pm

My E6400 is chugging along at 3.2GHz (Viagra/OC) 24/7 folding.

If you got one you may as well put it to use.

~El~Jefe~ · Post by **~El~Jefe~** » Tue May 06, 2008 6:24 pm

My E-Penis PC hasnt crashed in a month.

that alone show what a great head I have.

oh on my shoulders.

dual core 939 ftw
3870 on a PX2611W Planar 26" display.

the peepee aspect of my system is the Planar monitor and the zalman blue tower cooling everything.

valnar · Post by **valnar** » Sun May 18, 2008 9:28 am

I've got a quad-penis. 'Too many jokes in there just to pick one.

Robert

Aris · Post by **Aris** » Thu May 22, 2008 3:59 pm

Chicks dont like guys who have HUGE epeens. Once your so long you hit the cervix, sex isnt comfortable anymore and can be painful.

6-7" is the "optimal" size. Not too small, not too big. Fits just right.

VanWaGuy · Post by **VanWaGuy** » Thu May 22, 2008 6:33 pm

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croddie · Post by **croddie** » Thu May 22, 2008 6:39 pm

This is a respectable site and this thread needs to be deleted.

Aris · Post by **Aris** » Fri May 23, 2008 5:11 am

croddie wrote:This is a respectable site and this thread needs to be deleted.

Its in the offtopic forum, at the very bottom of a long list of forums.

get over yourself.

EndoSteel · Post by **EndoSteel** » Fri May 23, 2008 9:14 am

I guess I have an e-prostatitis: my 7900GT is dying

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blackworx · Post by **blackworx** » Fri May 23, 2008 10:23 am

croddie wrote:This is a respectable site and this thread needs to be deleted.

I could be wrong of course, but I doubt that in this day and age such a discussion would bring the site into disrepute. Or is it the word 'penis' that offends?

Of course, if this just descended into giggling innuendo and endless "nob gags" then I suppose it might be a little harder to swallow.

*gets coat*

Licaon · Post by **Licaon** » Fri May 23, 2008 12:58 pm

my first *silent* rebuild of my main system and already started stacking fans in the closet, 1 Antec TriCool 120mm that came with the Antec Solo, and 1 Scythe Slip Stream SY1225SL12M 120mm that came with the Scythe Ninja+ Rev. B

never had more that 1 fan ( the one on the CPU cooler ) in the whole house and now I'm stacking unused fans...

erilun · Post by **erilun** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:50 am

Haha

Quite long I guess.

My main rig:
Intel Q9450 @ 2.66 Ghz cooled by Tuniq Tower at lowest fan speed
Antec P182 with 4x 120 mm Nexus fans (7V)
ATI Radeon HD 3870x2 ASUS Silent-top
2 x Samsung F1 750 GB 32 MB cache Raid0
4 x 1 GB Corsair Dominator PC8500 1066 Mhz
Creative Soundblaster Audigy 2 ZS Platinum
Leadtek 1000S TV-card
2 x Random Black No-name IDE DVD-drive

The build is fairly quiet, could be more silent.

Strid · Post by **Strid** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:47 pm

Not near long enough!!

Nick Geraedts · Post by **Nick Geraedts** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:19 pm

I'm pretty high up there:

Home workstation:
ASUS Maximus Formula
Intel Q6700 w/ TRUE + 500RPM Slipstream
4GB OCZ Platinum DDR2-800 4-4-4-12
2xWD3200AAKS (RAID0)
EVGA 512MB 8800GT w/ Accelero S1
EVGA 256MB 8600GT w/ Accelero S2
Pioneer DVR-212D
Creative Sound Blaster X-Fi XtremeGamer
Antec 900
Corsair HX520
Acer X243 + 2x Acer AL2016w (yes, three monitors)
XP Pro x64

Server:
ASUS P5B Deluxe
Intel E2160 w/ Ninja Rev. B (fanless)
2GB OCZ Gold DDR2-800 4-4-4-12
2xWD2500KS (RAID1) - system drive
2xWD10EACS (RAID1) - scratch drive (DVD rips, downloads, temporary storage)
6xWD5000AAKS (RAID5) - storage drive (backups, music, video, photos)
2x Pioneer DVR-212D
CM Stacker 810
Corsair HX620
Server 2003 Enterprise

Workstation:
ASUS P5B Deluxe
Intel Q6700 w/ Ninja Rev. B + 1200RPM Slipstream
4GB Corsair XMS2 DDR2-800 4-4-4-12
2x 80GB Seagate 7200.7 (RAID1) - system drive
1x 200GB Seagate 7200.9 - storage drive
Pioneer DVR-112D
BFG 256MB 7900GS
CM Centurion 534
Antec Earthwatts 450W
Fedora 9 x86_64

Workstation2:
ASUS P5B
Intel Q6600 w/ TRUE + 1200RPM S-Flex
2GB OCZ Gold DDR2-800 4-4-4-12
500GB Seagate 7200.10 - system drive
Pioneer DVR-212D
EVGA 512MB 8800GT w/ Accelero S1
CM Centurion 534
Antec Phantom 500
Windows XP Professional

Home workstation and server are pretty quiet - nowhere near enough to bother me. My two work systems could use a bit of silencing... although the ambient in the lab is fairly high, so there'd be a lower limit when it wouldn't make much of a difference. The lack of a PSU that draws out air in WS2 doesn't help things either. I was thinking of moving both workstations to the Antec 300 or the like... plenty of airflow, and with the innards I've got, decently quiet.

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